Corsairs of the Caras Shallows
President Captain Isaac Donia
“Have you heard of the captain of the Yolos Wag? I heard he rescued a single merchant ship from an entire fleet!” says the wide eyed bar maid.
“And I heard he stole their whole shipment of rum afterwards.” retorts the crusty old sailor.
“I heard he did the whole thing without pants!” yammers the drunken bald man.
Whatever that captain Isaac’s up to, it’s sure to end with a great party.
Just don’t invite your daughter.